Questions to Ask a Potential Boyfriend

Today I was talking to a friend about those things that creep up on you after you have decided to go serious with someone. You know...the things that make you feel duped, deceived or whatever word you want to use. After the talk I started thinking - exactly what questions do you ask and when do you ask them.

There are the obvious ones of course, but dating is becoming so complicated these days that you are never quite sure you've asked the necessary questions.



For instance you normally ask the following I am sure:

1. Why approach me?
2. Are you single?
3. Were you ever married?
4. Do you have children?
5. How many baby mamas?
6. What secondary school did you go to?
7. Do you have a job?
8. How old are you?
9. Are your parents alive?
10. Are you close to your mother?
11. What religion are you?
12. When was your last relationship and why did it end?

Now a days though you might have to ask...

1. Do you believe in God or any other god? (Let's face it we are now coming into contact with people who believe in all sort of things and some who believe in nothing at all)
2. How many baby mamas do you have? ( I am 32 and most guys my age and older have at least 2 baby mothers...)
3. What do your baby mamas do for a living? (This is important because you need to know if these women will be calling your house at 4am asking for their child money)
4. Are any of your children my age or older? (Hey some people start young and some men lie about their age. It is good to know if your step-children could actually beat you down lol)
5. How old is your youngest child? (The child is two months old and he is checking you, sounds like bacchanal to me)
6. Do you drink ,smoke, snort, inject  or swallow any  kind of drug? (Last thing you want is a man who comes home drunk or spaced out every night or who does not remember where home is at all)
7. I see you have a car, do you own a home? (Our priorities are getting twisted, now a days these men with little boy mentalities are all about their cars, no house to put you in but they feeling good they can drive you around in style)
8. How often do you buy a new phone? (well you need to know if he is going to be into his phone(s) more than he is into you, If a man changes his phone every time HTC brings out a new model he is a waste of time)
9. Are you straight of bi? ( If a man is gay you know you safe he not checking you, but you might want to find out if he is bi-sexual just in case.)
10. Are you sexually involved in any way at all with any person, animal or thing? (If you ask a man if he dating somebody he might say no, right, he isn't dating the booty-call girl, and you know they into blow up dolls and all kinda animal fetishes these days...)
11. Have you had an HIV/AIDs test recently? (With all the talk about HIV and AIDs we are still doing dumb things so you might need to actually ask to see the certificate and of course be cautious)
12. Have you dated anyone who died mysteriously? (Somebody close to me always says "AIDs never kill a soul". People die of complications as a result of AIDs...think about it)

Well I am all out of questions if you have any to add post them below with your reason for asking.  xoxoxo


*Disclaimer- it ain't my fault if the man run because he feel you asking too many questions lol